A death in Lake Arrowhead and a cult background revealed on ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ - OCRegister
A death in Lake Arrowhead and a cult background revealed on ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ - OCRegister |
Posted: 30 Dec 2020 09:30 PM PST If I'm not mistaken, and I seldom am, "The Real Housewives of Orange County" on Wednesday's episode showed its first-ever on-screen death. And while I'm no Jessica Fletcher, this I can confidently write: It was murder. Or maybe, best-case scenario, involuntary fish-slaughter. "Does it hurt them?" Housewife Gina Kirschenheiter had just finished asking Bonnie, her guide to the dark arts of metal hooks and high-tensile monofilament lines. No, no, Bonnie told her, this is catch-and-release, so these lil' fishies will be tucked in by mama fish like always when night falls on Lake Arrowhead, where Gina, Kelly Dodd, Elizabeth Lyn Vargas and Braunwyn Windham-Burke decided to take a not-at-all-deserved girls trip in the middle of a pandemic. "Don't we need chum?" asked Kelly, angling to better her odds against whatever sad little crappie might come across her hook. Bonnie shushed any further talk of chum buckets from Kelly, but then, while trying to remove a hook with Gina's help from what looked like a trout, said the words that nearly left Gina in tears. "Oh my gosh," Bonnie exclaimed. "We may have killed him." Cue the sad, slow piano music and a superimposed golden halo atop the head of a still-gill-flapping trout in sun-dappled waters. (This is not a joke. They really put a CGI halo on an actual fish.) "I want to believe that there's fish heaven up there," Gina said in a camera confessional. "It's just full of clear waters. They're just swimming around up there all happy, carefree, living the good life." Cut back to the dock in real time: "The poor guy," she continued. "It was just a freak accident. "You know what? That's (bleepin') life, isn't it?" That is life, Gina, and over the course of the rest of the episode we got a lot more serious bits and pieces of life from our housewives this week. You will recall that the previous episode ended with Elizabeth collapsing into a full-blown panic attack while on a hike with Braunwyn. We resumed this week at that point, with Braunwyn, the mother of seven, doing some very nice mothering of Elizabeth, talking her down from the anxiety and fear that washed over Elizabeth after she revealed a bit of her trauma as a child in a religious cult. She shared a few more details of the control exerted on her and the others in the cult her grandmother led, and in which her father was a preacher, and said she'd tried since leaving at 13 to block it all out behind a jovial front. "It was easier to live in a false world of happiness than to live in my reality of depression," Elizabeth said. Later, when she and Braunwyn join Kelly and Gina at the scene of their crime, more slipped out. "I'm embarrassed by who I am," she told them. "I'm embarrassed by what I did." Gina bluntly asked her if she'd been molested. Yes, Elizabeth told her, many times. "That's (bleepin') horrifying!" Gina said, and yes, it truly is. All this time, Elizabeth had been fiddling with a fishing pole in the lake. Suddenly, the line goes taut, a tiny fish is pulled from the water, and this time, successfully released to swim another day. A good omen? Elizabeth seemed to think so, telling the others she feels better having opened up at last about her past. Back in Orange County, Emily Simpson and Shannon Storms Beador each are dealing with the coronavirus. Emily's husband Shane came home from eight days in the hospital — good news! Shannon's boyfriend John more or less bids her farewell when she tests positive and he's still negative — bad news! And worse news awaits Shannon at home, where her three teenage daughters, who'd been on their own after earlier positive 'rona tests, had neither put away the laundry Shannon folded days earlier nor picked up after poor Archie the dog doing what dogs do. "There is dog (doo) out here!" Shannon shouts at the kids when she sees the back patio. "Un-flipping-believable!" Shannon is also Facetiming the Lake Arrowhead gang every day they're away, giving updates and seeking sympathy from a crowd that ranges from the near-hypochondriac — Braunwyn calls her husband Sean to google symptoms because she's dizzy and thinks it might be the 'rona — to the oblivious. The oblivious, in case you've not already guessed, being Kelly the Chum Bucket Queen, who spews random thoughts about the coronavirus like "these Marines came to us and told us if you have O blood it's bulletproof," or, "I am not going to let some virus get in my way of getting married on (10/10/2020)." In fact, Kelly is about to fly off to Napa with her boyfriend, but then — insert record scratch here — a contact-tracing nurse calls her at the lake and tells her she's been in contact with someone who has the virus, and she's got to lock down for 14 days. "This is the worst news I've ever heard," Kelly says. (Please note that she says this in July 2020, so how can this be even the worst news she's heard this year?) "Killing my vibes!" |
Posted: 30 Dec 2020 08:15 AM PST Gentle readers, please allow me a second moment of reflection on the challenges of secular journalists attempting to cover news stories centering on great works of sacred choral music. I have, after all, been a choral musician since I was 6-years-old and I didn't jump into journalism until I discovered that it's hard to major in music at a major university if one cannot play the piano. The other day, I took a look at a New York Times feature about the unsuccessful efforts at the KIng's College at Cambridge University to carry on — damn the coronavirus, full speed ahead — with its world-famous Christmas Eve performance of "The Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols." As you can tell from my snarky headline, I thought it was strange that the Times team didn't include anything about the contents of this Anglican worship service, including the fact that the "lessons" are, in fact, lengthy passages of scripture. Thus, the headline: "New York Times asks: Did COVID shut down live festival of content-free lessons and carols?" I didn't expect a religion-beat story. However, I still thought it was strange (or, alas, not so strange) to completely skip over the religious intent and message of a worship service held in a chapel. After all, as noted in this Cambridge essay about the rite:
So might these Bible passages about life, death, suffering and new hope have been relevant during the COVID-tide of 2020? Apparently, that is not a topic one could expect to read about in The New York Times. But what about the even more famous scripture passages, images and themes in "The Messiah" by George Frideric Handel? Surely the Times team couldn't produce a feature story — "Meet the People Who Can't Bring You 'Messiah' This Year" — about why this work is so important to listeners and performers without discussing the content of this sacred classic? Maybe a tiny splash of digital ink, like one or two paragraphs? After all, it's strange enough that "The Messiah" — an Easter oratorio — has become a fixture of American public life at Christmas. However, noting that irony requires looking at the actual libretto and theological themes in this masterpiece. In most performances, these days, the work is slashed to pieces and ends with the "Hallelujah Chorus," rather than "Worthy Is The Lamb," which proclaims:
In America, however, "The Messiah" has turned into a cultural event. As a Smithsonian essay notes:
The purpose of this Times feature — "Meet the People Who Can't Bring You 'Messiah' This Year" — is to explore the thoughts of solo musicians who, under normal circumstances, would be cashing paychecks this time of year for performances of this work. The story actually starts strong, which caused me to get my hopes up:
The question, of course, is whether this journey from "comfort to grief to eventual relief" is merely a matter of civic ritual, as opposed to having something to do with the scriptures, themes and images at the heart of the oratorio. The tone is set right up top, with this reflection by tenor Brian Giebler:
What about the words? The message? Might that have something to do with reflecting on "why we're here"? Moving on. There is talk here of grief, "healing," rejoicing, ecstasy, hope and excitement about a "secret you can't wait to tell." Then again, there are also hints at Donald Trump-era politics. What does this have to do with the contents of the work, as opposed to its musical fireworks? Finally, countertenor Reginald Mobley offers some insights into the text of "He was despised," including a brief, daring mention of who the "He" is in this statement.
At this point, Mobley — an African American — links these images to contemporary American life. For me, this was totally valid and, ironically, this link to social justice may be why Times editors included the remarks about the torturing of Jesus. Mobley notes:
Did other performers, in these interviews, make personal comments linked to the explicit Christian content of this sacred oratorio? Did any others use religious language when discussing one of the world's most famous works of Christian art? Conductor Joe Miller, conductor, discussing "All we like sheep," mentions:
But that moment passes, whatever the "moment" was. Soprano Jolle Jolle Greenleaf, while discussing "I know that my Redeemer liveth," mentions her own battles with cancer and death. Thus, there is this:
Wait, the message of this great "Easter" oratorio is that listeners can find hope, in the face of death, through emotional "personal connections" in musical events? I have no way to know of any of these performers, during these interviews, discussed matters of faith, doubt, life and eternal life. I do not know if Times journalists made efforts to find Christian soloists and other artists — there are choirs of them in New York City — who would have brought their theological convictions and knowledge with them to this worthy discussion. But what ended up in print in the world's most influential newspaper? The bottom line: "The Messiah" is another civic event that meets people's cultural and, yes, emotional needs during the trying Christmas season. Easter? No thanks. |
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